ALERT: Bin Laden to signal assassination before the election!
According to the Washington Times, (owned by Moon, a lovely fellow if there ever was one), there is a plot by Al Qaeda to assassinate a prominent leader prior to the election to be signaled by Bin Laden himself. Let me help the right wingers here, I'll connect the dots for them:
This must be why Bush/Cheney require people who go to campaign events to sign loyalty oaths: because Al Qaeda clearly must prefer Kerry, their assassins could not in good conscience sign the oath, and thus, the loyalty oaths are keeping assassins away from Bush/Cheney thus denying Al Qaeda their assassination. It all makes so much sense now...
BTW: In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "Look at me Marge! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!"
This must be why Bush/Cheney require people who go to campaign events to sign loyalty oaths: because Al Qaeda clearly must prefer Kerry, their assassins could not in good conscience sign the oath, and thus, the loyalty oaths are keeping assassins away from Bush/Cheney thus denying Al Qaeda their assassination. It all makes so much sense now...
BTW: In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "Look at me Marge! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!"
posted by Jim Casaburi at
3:28 AM
2 Comments:
Haha! Interesting fun-filled facts on your blog. The last long political entry was thought-provoking. I have to forward you some email discussions that I've had with Stephen Bauer, a 48-year-old Catholic guy in NJ whom I met on an arts and writing site and who is the closest thing I have to an active, advising father figure. He has a lists of friends, family, colleagues, and penpals from forums with whom he regularly discusses politics, religion, society, and other such dangerous topics. ^_^ It's all very interesting, especially as he IS a Republican but a very open-minded one, and his beliefs on specific issues can range anywhere from extremely conservative to far left (yay!) depending on the approach that would be best suited to the situation.
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Anonymous, at 11:08 PM
That's kind of you to say, but you should know that NOTHING on here is supposed to be thought-provoking. Thoughtless-provoking maybe, but definetly not thought provoking. As for your talks with your friend in NJ. If you can find a good person who you can actually talk about these topics, and you enjoy doing so with, that's a wonderful friend to have.
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Jim Casaburi, at 9:37 PM
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